Let's BURN the Quran

Some people find it difficult to stomach the reasons that Pastor Terry Jones gave for burning the Quran. According to him, the invitation to this global libricide has much to do with his thesis that Islam is "a dangerous religion" whose teachings "are from the devil". Well, you can now stomach all you want: we have compiled what we think here are a series of qualms that might have resided in the good pastor's head so that we may all understand his thought-processes.

 My name is Jones – Reverend Terry Jones

The Lord is in my blood – Christianity is in my bones

I’ve come with a message of Love, Peace and Brotherhood

Let us burn the Quran if you know what is truly good

A really foul book this is, most wicked and beastly

Enjoins all sorts of immoral lewdness and obscenity

Delights in all manner of evils, iniquities and vices

And gets a cosmic orgasm, out of human sacrifices

What kind of religion is this that glorifies fornication

Vividly portrays incest, whoredom and sexual seduction

Who forces rape victims to marry their evil perpetrator

And burn people with the feeblest reasons whatsoever

What kind of a God is that, with a countenance most uncouth

Smoke comes out of his nostrils, fire out of his mouth?

Would you worship a God on whose head are horns attached?

Or loses against a mere mortal in a celebrated wrestling match?

What kind of deity is this that speaks out of an eddy

And talks to mankind from the lips of a donkey?

Who wails and howls and go stripped and naked

And teaches that everyone from birth is naturally wicked

And bad news for ladies who so much love penises

Of men and boys and guys who aren’t actually their spouses

This God says thy hands shall, by law, be cut off before long

If you so much touch those wiggly bobbly schlongs

A cantankerous God, at everything he spites

At walls, at pillows and everyone uncircumcised

Angry at shepherds, and women and little kids

And commands a prophet to eat human shit

So let’s burn the Quran for it's full of garbage,

Gets messages across by use of obscene language

A book so outdated in Science and Technology

But excels splendidly in lewdness and pornography

This book defies Zoology by talking about dragons

Of the mutant cockatrice and gaily flying serpents

And unicorns whom we thought are from books of fantasy

Are cryptozoological creatures to be believed in religiously

In the science of Geography this book doesn’t fare much

Talks about a flat earth with a geo-centric touch

But in matters of Medicine it has full of remedies

Of demonic possessions and malignant leprosies

In Sociology this book is an apotheosis of wisdom

You can now at least understand from whence came racism

Lowly blacks and pesky gentiles and slaves by a long haul

The God of this book hates the very mention of them all

Unlike theirs, the Christian God is a gentle one

Ours is made of love, ours made of fun

So let’s burn the Quran: I think we all should

So the world may know true Love, Peace and Brotherhood

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