Allah in the Bible [3]

Final Word 

If you want to know, why it is so

that more and more westerners become atheists

Then pull up your frocks and prepare to be shocked

And click here and download that piece

10:28 Matthew --- defies 22:37 Matthew

And 1 John 4:18 makes it the more confusing

Like what Allah says: His words they add and replace

And those priests performed all the editing

'tis been a predicament, entrenched in the Testaments 

Verses conflicting with one another

Are we suggesting, that that Mighty Being

is the author of all this inconsistent pother ?

This Allah abhors, much less endorse

Anything that alludes to Him having an offspring

And yet pure piffles, in those man-made bibles

They dogmatise that very blasphemous thing

Tell me really. Tell me honestly

All you Pakiams and Lawrences and Jameses

In your silent prayers, your individual masses

Do you honestly sincerely mention Allah's name?

I don't think so, for since eons ago

Since the crusading times and previously

Christendom has sought, Christendom has fought

To obliterate the name of this Muslim Deity

Arab copts use the name. Or so you claim,

And by it you walk an oft-demolished trait.

Are those Sarawakians, all arab christians ?

And why not just use "Tuhan" instead?

So in good faith, let us recapitulate

You want Allah's name in your scripture

We will agree so, if you can show

A Texas gospel with an "Allah" signature

Show me a video, send me an audio

The pope mentioning Allah to his congregations

Did Cardinal Sin, or Reverend Hinn

Call Allah by name in supplications?

Jerry Falwell, far as I can tell

Hates the Allah name to the core

And it sounds silly, Rev Graham, Billy

Prays to Allah while kneeling on the floor?

And you're telling me, Allah is one of three

And He begats, got crucified and dies?

Calling it  fair, you wish to share, 

The Islamic community with these devilish lies?

You can have your names. Your John, Elizabeth and James
And imagine you're a caucasian for all I care
With you we share our nation, Indians, Chinese, Eurasians
But blasphemy is one thing I won't share

Allah in the Bible [2]

Puzzle of the Cardinals

Now isn't it absurd, that Allah's true words

The Christians reject in favour of His name

From Cyprus to Moldova they'd been using Jehovah

But in Malaysia they try to play a different game?

But it matters least to the local diocese

Proselytizing is actually their hidden intention

With a common Name, it will ease their game

In treacherous efforts of conversion

“But it’s valid”, says Pas’ Khalid

(He’s the faiths-for-votes guy, you see)

Between the King J gospels, and PJ’s hot spells

He had just opened up a new Carlsberg factory

But let’s not all be gloom. But just assume

That the Allah of the Quran is indeed the Christians’

Wouldn’t it be a shame, that you get His name

And yet deny His Quranic admonitions?

Now them Cardinals, keeping doctrinals

Would not be exactly too happy

If Christians start knowing, what this Allah is saying

In verses 19.88-19.93

Without any tricks, verse 5.116

Had better not be read out loudly

For in pure Divine prose, it really shows

Allah speaking to the Christians directly!

If they open up an ear, they would surely hear

What the True Allah is saying in the Qur’an

Biblically damaging, and dogma-a-busting

Found in verse 4.171

These talks of salvations, by baptizations

Allah demolishes in verse 61.6

And still are you game, to share His Name 

If this Allah says Jesus wasn’t screw-ci-fixed?

Was it Allah who taught, that each newborn tot
comes to this world inherited with sin?
Show me if you dare, that Jesus did declare,
"Worship both me and my matrilineal kin"?

There's so much fun Jesus in the Quran

Read for yourself and don't be just a sheeple

Invite me if you care and I will surely share

How even Muhammad is mentioned in the bible

Click here to read your online Quran for references of the above verses.


Ready for Part 3?

Leman Pulut

Allah in the Bible [1]

The Politics of Name

From Tanah Melayu, a Tale or two

Of a most interesting nature, far as I can tell

Our dear Catholics, to increase Statistics

Wants to have the Allah name as well

The local muslims, patience to the brim

Sees that this is all a ploy

To lure young malays to leave their faiths

And follow the paths of Minah Joy

It is their hope that a malay dope

Be taken in with little white lies

Hopefully they’ll chew everything as true

That Allah is the biological Pa of Christ

Now certain elements, to their detriment…

Are quick to seize upon this plight

Malaysia’s Bishop, he’s really mixed up

Insists to share the Holy Name’s rights

But then the Pope, who holds the rope

And conflict being the least that he desire

Whether to agree, or simply disagree

He’s trapped in this local quagmire

If he says yes, He’ll undergo stress

To print the name Allah in Bibles worldwide

And how could that be, for semantically

“Allah Father of Yesu” just doesn’t sound right

And would they agree, specifically

That we emboss in every ringgit and coin

To stress loud and clear, from Rukunegara

That “Kepercayaan kepada Allah” point

The Rest of the Christian, Denominations

They don’t give a hoot about names

But this case they see, as an opportunity

To make the BN a punchbag of blames

The Lutherans, the Methodists, the Southern Baptists

The Anglicans (and Jehovahs Witness too)

They don’t really care if the Allah name is there

As long as they know who to be dissentful to

Now please appreciate this thing about faith

Is not about dogmas, but about acquiring names

For who would deny, instead of Hong Wong Kai

Its so much cooler if people call you James?

The Maribelle Wongs and the Johnathan Chongs

And the electrifying Maximillian Vadivelloo

In all their bliss they have so wished

“We are now westerners, people. When will you?”

Paper moneys and hindu kavadis

Have given way to communion crackers

"Now at long last we’re now in the same class

As Elvis, as Cher, as the Jonas Brothers"


Leman Pulut

(More fun to come in part 2)

The Renaissance Man

First of all, LemanPulut would like to apologize for the lackadaisical manner in which this blog is updated. Between business trips and built-in procrastinates inherent in me, the following was concocted about 30,000 ft up in the air. Perhaps it was lack of oxygen ...

The Renaissance man, well he intends

To grab some chair in Putrajaya

But as of late, failed to calculate

The fatal repercussions of Tivoli Villa

The Renaissance man, without a plan

Is worse than a snake without a bite

For one can tell, an asp’s head or tail

But the latter has truly no end in sight!

The Renaissance man, see if he can

Hold on a bit longer onto freedom

One liwat case, queer sexual taste

And all performed without a condom

The Renaissance man, like the Ku Klux Klan

The masks clearly conceal the bluff

But what can one say, the tastes of a gay

Triggered by a mere mention of curry-puffs

The Renaissance man, he’s lost all sense

And thanks in part to Khalid Jefri

Even Mat Sabu, that YB gebu

Endears him with the title “al-Juburi”

The Renaissance man, all of his friends

Had all done and left him bit by bit

This is straining to those still remaining

Unsure if they’re on, off, or still in on it!

The Renaissance man, builds castles out of sand

And christen them the Pakatan Riot

Many applications, to join Reformations

And the biggest fish: chubby-faced Zaid

The Renaissance man, he now pretends

That everything is still under control

But then Wikileaks, provided a peek

Of an amorous rendezvous with coffee-boy Saiful

The Renaissance man, he prefers a man

A behaviour most obnoxious and uncouth

Very unbecoming, for one presiding

 Over the World Assembly of Muslim Youth

The Renaissance man, who was once so grand

Now preparing to dive into disgrace

Even Karpal Singh, wheelchaired lion king

“Dia mesti bertaubat” said he with an about-face

 The Renaissance man, with Karpal on defense

 And Azmin and Azizah and all PKR troops

But Ummi Hafilda, our Waltzing Matilda

Checkmates them all with one fell swoop

The Renaissance man, pseudo holy-man

God’s gift to us all, to be more precise

But can you explain, in language most plain

 How his DNA landed in Saiful’s orifice?

The Renaissance man, his political span

All in shambles due to a night of bliss

Even Lee Kuan Yee, Singapore’s Mentor-ree,

Delights in Saiful’s juicy trysts

The Renaissance man, as any renaissance can

The lesson learnt is plain and clear

Don’t let Lee Kuan Yew, go and Lee Wat you

And let things happen that once happened to the brader

The Renaissance man, he nears his end

Clinging only onto a thread of time

Sg Buloh’s a-calling, old age a-beckoning

And I just wrote that last one up because it rhymes!