I am DAP [1]

 

Me, an Untouchable

(First published in RockyBru (Closing One Eye On Corruption...), August 2, 2010, 7:41AM)

I am DAP. You can’t touch me

All our party members do no crime

From coast to coast, what we fear most

Is going to Kajang doing time.

Now never fear. All that you hear

About Underworld, about Ronnie and all

Are nothing more than UMNO’s score

It’s as clear as those writings on the wall

We started off clean. But then the Queen

Decided to knight our own Jeffrey Wong

But calling him Sir, caused a bit of a stir

And 2 rights, it seems, CAN make a wrong

Now don’t you ever mock. Tee Boon Hock

And our sanctimonious Letterheads

We’re not rejects. We use ‘em for projects

Why don’t you all kacau Mat Sabu instead.

We dug those sands with our very own hands

And we’re just using them to build sandcastles

But all this commotion, about sand corruption

Is unnerving our Singaporean vassals

But what gels our schlongs: Betty Wong

I know. She’s not even DAP

But if you look closely, you can clearly see

The results of our very own SOP

YB Mike can take a hike

In his qualms about Kumpulan Semesta

Should spend an evening treated as a king

In our own China-mari massage parlour

We’ve a way of handling any whistleblowing

And Teoh Beng Hock shoulda known better

Even Ting Peng, Lim – got his chances dimmed

When he shopped for one DAP parliamenter

 
I am DAP. Hear me Pee

I'm the Jinjang Joe warned by your mother

I continue to exist, as long as there is

One malay PAS and PKR sympathizer


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