Saturday, August 14, 2010

Winken, Blinken and Nod

(First published in RockyBru (YB “Shit Stirrer”), July 16, 2009, 7:57PM)
Winken, Blinken and Nod
Landed in Selangor’s Golden Pod
Where these Siblings 3
Shed off some anonymee
And resume names that don’t sound too odd

Now the first becomes a Wu Li Dance Master
Takes a night time job as a covert gangster
China Dolls in Puchong sections
Enjoy so much protections
Courtesy of Ronnie Lieuw, Esquire!

Sassy YB Theresa Kok aka Miss Sue
Mistook some jailbird snacks for fifo’s foo
But being unmarried
Has so much merit
We at last know what she needs most, and a good one too!

Now the Thing about Elizabeth Wong
Is that Two rights do make a wrong
Especially at night
When she sleeps tight
She does so without an inch of Thong!

And there we have it folks, the DAP three
On a grand Interplanetary Shopping Spree
To convert this noble land
To be owned by ambitious chinamen
Prodded on by Mr Lee Kuan Yee!

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha Hohoho
    Hi Yo! Me Long John Silver
    And my blessed bottle of rum
    Hi Ho Miss Sue & sweet Eli Wong
    I com..e .... you no come
    Baby come how come?