Winken, Blinken and Nod

(First published in RockyBru (YB “Shit Stirrer”), July 16, 2009, 7:57PM)

 

Winken, Blinken and Nod

Landed in Selangor’s Golden Pod

Where these Siblings 3

Shed off some anonymee

And resume names that don’t sound too odd

Now the first becomes a Wu Li Dance Master

Takes a night time job as a covert gangster

China Dolls in Puchong sections

Enjoy so much protections

Courtesy of Ronnie Lieuw, Esquire!

Sassy YB Theresa Kok aka Miss Sue

Mistook some jailbird snacks for fifo’s foo

But being unmarried

Has so much merit

We at last know what she needs most, and a good one too!

Now the Thing about Elizabeth Wong

Is that Two rights do make a wrong

Especially at night

When she sleeps tight

She does so without an inch of Thong!

And there we have it folks, the DAP three

On a grand Interplanetary Shopping Spree

To convert this noble land

To be owned by ambitious chinamen

Prodded on by Mr Lee Kuan Yee!